Avenger Flux (?)
- Nick Fury: The dream to protect our world!
- Loki: You're out of control.
- Nick Fury: I *take* control. Whose side are you on?
- Loki: I take no side.
- Nick Fury: You're skating the edge.
- Loki: I *am* the edge.
- Nick Fury: What you truly want, only *I* can give.
- Loki: You can't *give* it, can't even *buy* it, and you just don't *get it*.
- theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UQyPXbjL-A
- Me: Jesus Christ.
- Me: I just had the most frightening thought.
- Nicki: ?
- Me: Nick Fury is authorized to perform weddings aboard the helicarrier.
- Nicki: ASDFGHJKL
- Me: "Do you motherfucker, accept this motherfucker as your lawfully wedded spouse, so help me god say yes or I'll drop both of your asses off the side of this goddamn boat."
- Nicki: I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU COLORFUL EXPLETIVE PHRASE
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[Submitted by: heavilyparaphrased
Thor Odinson is to stop telling people that it is possible to fly by falling and missing the ground. “Some guy at some party who was carrying a towel” is not a valid source of information.]
I don’t know why I didn’t just reblog this when it was first posted, but here it is now.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ibyjgGmT1r45jjpo1_500.jpg)
[Submitted by: heavilyparaphrased
Thor Odinson is to stop telling people that it is possible to fly by falling and missing the ground. “Some guy at some party who was carrying a towel” is not a valid source of information.]
I don’t know why I didn’t just reblog this when it was first posted, but here it is now.
Attention all SHIELD Employees…. The Director has spoken.
-Hill, Deputy Director
This is what I drew for my poor DS partner tonight. Would that I had but a fraction of the talent of so many of my fellow tumblrs!
(She did eventually get it, which is all to her credit.)
[Submitted by: heavilyparaphrased
Thor Odinson is to stop telling people that it is possible to fly by falling and missing the ground. “Some guy at some party who was carrying a towel” is not a valid source of information.]
Spoiler Alert for Avengers 2!!!
(Source: I Can Has Cheezburger?)
I believe that Nick Fury lied to Avengers to make them revengeful. I believe that Phil Coulson is alive.
